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TOP SIFU RANK WORLDWIDE
Earned one death at a time.
// GOODSPORT · COACHING WITH THEO
Hard games. Patient coach.
One-on-one coaching for the games people quit — Souls, Doom, Sifu, Slay the Spire, Overwatch. You'll never be made to feel bad for where you're starting from. You'll just get better, and the game will feel good again.
UN
DOOM ETERNAL ULTRA NIGHTMARE
No saves. No second chances. One run.
1,600
SOULS SERIES HOURS
Every boss, the hard way.
10,000
HOURS IN UNFORGIVING GAMES
Ten thousand hours of getting back up.
// HOW IT WORKS
How it works
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Tell Theo where you're stuck
A boss, a rank, a run, a habit — or just "I'm not having fun anymore."
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Play together or send a recording
Live sessions over Discord or Zoom, co-op where the game allows it, or async video review with annotated feedback.
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Leave with a plan
Every session ends with two or three specific habits to build — not a highlight reel of your mistakes.
// GAMES
Games
Deep expertise in punishing titles — and the patience to meet you where you are.
01 / ELDEN RING
Elden Ring
Stuck on a boss for a week? You're not bad — you're missing a habit or two. Theo has deep hours in the Lands Between and helps with boss strategy, build sanity-checks, and the mental game of dying without tilting. Co-op assist available when you want a sherpa at your side.
Every wall in this game is two habits wide. We'll find yours.
02 / NIGHTREIGN
Elden Ring Nightreign
The co-op roguelike spin on the formula — learn run cadence, squad roles, and how to recover after a bad night. Theo helps you stop one rough run from becoming a tilt spiral and build habits that carry across attempts.
It's chaos with a rhythm. Once you hear it, you'll carry the team.
03 / DARK SOULS
Dark Souls & the Souls lineage
The series that started it all — Demon's Souls through Dark Souls III. Boss patterns, stamina discipline, and dying without rage-quitting. Part of Theo's 1,600+ hours across the lineage that taught him how to coach patience.
These games taught me patience. I'll teach you gentler than they taught me.
04 / SIFU
Sifu
Coached by a former top-13 player worldwide. Whether you're trying to finish the game at all or chasing high scores and low-age runs, Theo breaks Sifu's brutal rhythm down into pieces you can actually practice.
Age is just a score counter. Let's keep you young.
05 / DOOM ETERNAL
Doom Eternal
From "this game is too fast for me" to Ultra Nightmare prep. Theo teaches the resource loop and target priority that turn panic into flow — at whatever difficulty you're playing.
It feels like panic right up until it feels like dancing.
06 / SLAY THE SPIRE
Slay the Spire
Perfect for async review: send a run, get back annotated decision points — the draft picks, pathing choices, and fights where the run was actually won or lost. Live drafting sessions available too.
Most runs are won or lost three floors before the fight that ends them.
07 / SLAY THE SPIRE 2
Slay the Spire 2
The sequel's multiplayer is a blast — and a different skill set. Theo helps you learn what's changed from Spire 1, how to draft for a shared run, and how to be the teammate people want in their lobby again. Async VOD review or live co-op drafting, same patient breakdown.
Drafting with a partner is a conversation. I'll teach you both sides of it.
08 / OVERWATCH
Overwatch
950+ hours, and a promise: the calmest ranked experience you've ever had. Positioning, ult economy, VOD review, and untilting your climb. Theo never flames. Ever.
Nobody ever got better by being flamed. You won't be.
09 / TEAM FORTRESS 2
Team Fortress 2
4,000 hours of the game that started it all. Casual by nature, coached for love of the game — movement, aim fundamentals, and game sense that transfer to every shooter you'll ever play.
Four thousand hours in and I still grin at setup.
// TESTIMONIALS
What players say
Sample quotes for layout preview only — replace with real founding-client quotes before launch.
> I'd been stuck on the same boss for two weeks. One session and I had three habits to work on — not three hours of shame. First win where I actually felt calm dying.
> My kid stopped wanting to queue after getting flamed in ranked. Theo never raised his voice once. He asked to play again the same night.
> Sent a Spire run that felt unwinnable. Got it back with notes on every greedy pick. Felt like someone taught me to think, not memorize a tier list.
// ABOUT
About Theo
Theo has spent over 10,000 hours in games that don't forgive mistakes — and what he learned is that patience beats punishment, in games and in coaching.
He's the calmest person you'll ever lose a fight next to. Based in Boise (soon: Bay Area). Coaches everywhere over Discord and Zoom.
// PRICING
Pricing
Structure below — exact rates confirmed at booking. No surprise upsells.
01 / ASYNC
Gameplay review (async)
Entry tier
Send a recording, get annotated feedback within 48 hours.
02 / LIVE
Single session (60 min)
Standard hourly
Live coaching over Discord or Zoom — VOD review, live play, or co-op where the game allows.
03 / PACK
Four-session pack
Prepaid discount
Modest discount for players committed to building habits over a few weeks.
04 / DUO
Duo session
Premium
Theo plays alongside you — sherpa runs, rank climbs, and boss clears together.
// FAQ
FAQ
- Who is this for?
- Adults stuck in a game they love, challenge-run aspirants who want a sherpa, and teens whose parents want a kind, patient mentor. All skill levels welcome — especially if you've been told you're "just bad."
- Online or in-person?
- Sessions are online via Discord and Zoom. Theo is based in Boise (relocating to the Bay Area); in-person may be possible later by arrangement.
- How long is a session?
- Standard live sessions are 60 minutes. Async gameplay reviews turn around within 48 hours.
- What do I need?
- A stable internet connection, a mic, Discord or Zoom, and your game account. For async review, a recording or clip link is enough to start.
- I'm a parent — how do you communicate progress?
- Theo answers messages himself and can recap session goals with parents on request. Every session ends with clear, concrete habits — not vague "play more" advice.
// BOOK
Book or ask a question
Not sure which option fits? Send Theo a message — he answers everything himself. (He's the whole company.)